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  “It is true,” he says matter-of-factly. “You’d rather starve than give me the satisfaction.”

  “Whatever,” I say. “I’m not hungry at all.”

  Two minutes later, he pulls into a rest stop. “There,” he says, putting the car in park. “Now technically you didn’t give in, and yet we can still eat.” He smiles, his brown eyes sparkling. “And I’m hungry, too.”

  I’m about to protest, but instead I just pull my seat belt off and slide out of the car. I feel like I want to cry again, which is so, so, ridiculous. I mean, it’s not like we were even together that long. Four months is nothing. Four months is like, less than a lot of those reality TV shows. And those people live together. And then probably never talk again. Plus, what about people who get divorced? Like people who are married for ten or fifteen years, and then never speak again? Some of them even go on to get married to other people. And then someone’s like, “Hey, whatever happened to your first husband, Harry?” And they’re like, “Oh, Harry, yeah, I forgot about him. I’m not sure. I think he might be running a casino in Vegas.” People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be a big deal.

  I follow Jordan into the rest stop, which is really quite awkward. I can’t walk next to him, because that’s very, you know, couple like, but walking behind him is weird, too, because then it’s like I’m not walking next to him on purpose, which may lead him to believe that he’s actually affecting me, which I definitely don’t want. For him to be affecting me, I mean. Or, for him to think that. Because he obviously is affecting me.

  When we get inside, he heads to the Burger King line, and I go to Sbarro. I actually wanted Burger King, too, but there’s no way I was going to stand in that wicked long line with him while we tried to make conversation. Or worse, just stood there in silence. I brought my book in with me, so hopefully while we’re eating, I can read and he can just eat and look at the ground.

  I order a sausage calzone before I realize that I should probably get the grilled chicken salad, since now that I have no boyfriend, I need to make sure I don’t get really fat. I’ve been eating a lot lately, and with the freshman fifteen probably a given, I need to make sure I at least make some kind of effort to eat healthy. If I didn’t know better, I would have started to think I was pregnant, what with all the food I’ve been eating. But I know I’m not, because Jordan and I never actually did it. The only time we came close was in Miami, right before we broke up. Thinking about that night makes me feel sick, and I almost throw my sausage calzone into a nearby trash can on my way to pick a table. But then I realize that if I don’t have any food, Jordan’s going to wonder why, and then what will I say? “Because I’m too upset about you dumping me to eat.” I don’t think so.

  Despite the long Burger King line, Jordan’s already sitting at a table when I get there, and so I slide in across from him.

  “Hey,” he says, unwrapping his Whopper. “What’d you get?”

  “Sausage calzone,” I say, putting the straw into my diet Coke. I reach into my bag and pull out my book.

  “You’re kidding, right?” Jordan says, raising his eyebrows.

  “No,” I say. “I really did get a sausage calzone.” Why would I kid about that?

  “I mean the book,” he says. He takes a bite of his burger and licks his lips. I look away quickly, because a wave of heat has started between my legs and is now moving its way up my body. How ridiculous. That I’m getting turned on just from watching him lick his lips. Especially since he’s such an asshole.

  “What about it?”

  “You’re going to read your book at lunch?”

  “Yeah, that was the plan,” I say.

  “Lame,” he says, shrugging. He takes the top off his soda and takes a big drink. Jordan never uses a straw. He says it’s because he can’t get enough soda that way. I used to think it was cute. Apparently I still do, because I’m still getting hot just looking at him.

  “Why is it lame?” I ask, frowning.

  “It’s just kind of rude.” He shrugs again.

  “Yeah, I don’t think we should get into a conversation about what’s rude and what isn’t,” I say. “Or who’s ruder. Because I have a feeling I’d win that argument.” He shifts in his chair uncomfortably. Good. I cut a piece of my calzone and pop it into my mouth. I look down at my book and try to concentrate on the words.

  Suddenly Jordan’s cell phone starts playing “Baby Got Back” again. He checks the caller ID, frowns, and then sends it to voice mail without answering it.

  “Don’t not answer it on account of me,” I say. “It doesn’t bother me at all.”

  “I thought it did,” he says. “In the car, you acted like it did.”

  “Well, it doesn’t here,” I say, chewing and swallowing, even though the calzone tastes funny in my mouth. “In the car, you shouldn’t talk on your phone, but here, it’s okay. Besides, I’m reading.” I force down another bite of calzone, and turn a page in my book.

  “It wasn’t important,” he says.

  “Whatever.” I shrug.

  “If it was, I would have answered it,” he says. He takes another bite of his burger. And licks his lips again. My stomach does a flip.

  “Good,” I say. “Because I would hope that you wouldn’t not answer a call from your girlfriend just because of me.” Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Why would I say that? Why would I bring up the dreaded G word? It reverberates around us, like an echo. Girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend. We’ve never talked about his new girlfriend. Actually, since we broke up, we haven’t really talked at all. Okay, stay calm. La, la, la, pretending I didn’t say anything.

  “It wasn’t my girlfriend,” he says, looking right at me. I practice making my face a complete blank. Like I’m in one of those poker tournaments and there’s a million dollars on the line, and if my face betrays my emotions, then I’ll lose it all. I look straight ahead. Think of things that don’t make me emotional. Um. Spanish tests. Baseball. Pink shoes. Actually, I love pink shoes.

  “Oh,” I say, because someone has to say something. “I just want you to know that you don’t have to not answer it because of me. If, you know, she does end up calling.” I am so smooth.

  “Thanks,” he says, looking confused. “Aren’t you hungry?” He looks at my sausage calzone, and since I don’t want him to think I’ve lost my appetite from thinking about his skanky girlfriend, I down the whole thing even though it tastes disgusting. The sausage is rubbery, and the cheese tastes like plastic.

  “Wow,” Jordan says. “You really were hungry.”

  “Yup,” I say, taking a big sip of my drink. “Good calzone.” Not.

  And then I do something that is so totally ridiculous, but I can’t stop myself. It’s one of those things that you know you shouldn’t do, but you have to. Kind of like at the prom, when I had spent fifty dollars to get my nails done (those really cute acrylics that look real if you get the expensive kind), and while Jocelyn and I were in the bathroom reapplying our lipstick, one of my nails seemed a little loose, so I pried it off with a nail file. It was a really stupid idea, because I had to go around for the rest of the week with one nail missing. But I couldn’t stop myself. And that’s how it is right now.

  “So,” I say, “how are things going? You know, with, um, your girlfriend?” I try to say it like I’m asking because I want him to be happy, but I’m afraid it comes out more like I’m prying. Since I just downed my whole calzone, I take a sip of my soda so I’ll appear nonchalant.

  “Fine,” he says, shifting in his seat.

  “Good,” I say. “I’m glad.” My stomach lurches, and I don’t know if it’s all the greasy food or the fact that I’m thinking about Jordan with another girl.

  “Yeah,” Jordan says. “And, uh, I guess, you and Lloyd?”

  “What?” I say.

  “You and Lloyd,” he says. “You guys are like a thing now?”

  “Yeah,” I say, “we’re a thin
g now.” Oh. My. God. I cannot believe I just said that. Me and Lloyd are so not a thing. Well, I guess we’re as much of a thing as you can be when you make out with someone in your room. Oh, my God. Am I slut? I think I’m a slut. I mean, who lets some random guy go up their shirt when they’re in love with someone else? Not that Lloyd is really all that random. I mean, I’ve known him forever. And lusted after him for just as long. So maybe it was good that I got it out of my system. Because like I said, hooking up with Lloyd was…strange. But maybe that’s just because we weren’t used to each other. I don’t really have much to compare it to, except for Jordan. And the first night he and I hooked up was weird, because it was so random. But then it got better. The hooking up, I mean. Because we got used to each other. Maybe Lloyd and I just have to get used to each other?

  “Wait,” I say. “How’d you know that Lloyd and I were a thing?”

  “B. J. told me,” he says.

  “How does B. J. know?” I ask, rubbing my temples with my fingers. I’m starting to feel light-headed. Is this how celebrities feel, having their secrets splashed across the tabloids and wondering how the hell everyone found out?

  “I guess Lloyd left some kind of comment on your MySpace profile,” Jordan says, shrugging, “that led B. J. to believe you two were a thing.”

  I haven’t checked my MySpace since last night, before I let Lloyd grope me. Although it wasn’t really groping. It was more like…I dunno, stroking? Eww, that sounds so nasty. And it wasn’t. Nasty, I mean. It just wasn’t amazing, like it is with Jordan. Lloyd was kind of tentative, like he wasn’t sure what he was doing. Not like I do. Know what I’m doing, exactly. Besides, you’d think that Lloyd would have taken the lead, since I know for a fact he’s not a virgin and I am. Although not by my choice. I start thinking about that night in Miami with Jordan again and I really do feel dizzy.

  “What did it say?” I ask, trying to make the room stop spinning.

  “What did what say?” Jordan asks, frowning. He takes the last bite of his burger and licks his lips again. Can he STOP DOING THAT? Really, how much can one person lick his lips?

  “What did the MySpace comment say?” I take a small sip of soda in an effort to calm my stomach down. Isn’t that what soda is supposed to do? Make your stomach calm down? Actually, I think that’s just ginger ale. Flat ginger ale.

  “You don’t know?”

  “I haven’t been online since last night,” I say. “My laptop was already packed.” I mean it to come out as kind of a dig, like I was all packed up and he wasn’t, but it comes out like I’m panicked.

  “I’m not sure.” Jordan shrugs, and balls up the paper that his Whopper was wrapped in. He’s not sure? He’s not sure? That’s ridiculous. How can he not be sure? As soon as B. J. was like, “Lloyd left Courtney a MySpace comment and I think they’re a thing,” Jordan should have been like, “Why, what did it say?” That’s what I would have done.

  “Oh.” My stomach is on fire now, but I’m ignoring it. “Well,” I say, standing up. I stretch my arms over my head like I don’t have a care in the world. “I’m going to the bathroom, and then we’ll get back on the road, sound good?”

  “Sure.” He stands up and starts to gather the trash from our table and put it on the tray. I walk toward the rest rooms, but as soon as I’m out of Jordan’s sight, I pull out my cell and dial Jocelyn.

  “Hello,” she says, sounding groggy.

  “Hi!” I say. “It’s me.”

  “Oh,” she says. There’s a muffled noise on the line, like she’s rolling over.

  “Are you sleeping?” I say.

  “Yes,” she mumbles.

  “Oh,” I say. “Well, listen, I need you to do something for me.”

  “What?”

  “You need to check my MySpace page for me.” I look over my shoulder, fearful Jordan might head for the bathrooms when he’s done picking up the garbage and see me standing outside, talking on my cell. I walk quickly toward the bathrooms just in case, figuring I can talk as easily in there and not arouse suspicion.

  “Now?” Jocelyn asks, sighing. “Honey, no one has left you any comments this morning, trust me. It’s too early for that.” She yawns.

  “It was last night,” I say. “Lloyd left me a comment last night.”

  “What?!” she screeches, sounding fully awake. I hear another mumbled noise, and then the sound of her computer booting up. “What does it say?”

  “I don’t know,” I say, trying not to become exasperated with her, since she’s my one link to the Internet. “That’s why I’m asking you to check.” There’s a line at the bathroom that stretches out the door and into the hallway, and I fall into it, behind a woman and her baby. She has a pink streak in her hair. The woman, not the baby.

  “How do you know he left you a comment?” she asks gleefully. “Court, this is so hot, what do you think it says?”

  “I don’t know,” I say. My stomach starts churning again. “Probably just like, ‘Hey, had fun hanging out with you tonight,’ or something like that.”

  “Maybe it has to do with you going to see him tomorrow,” she says. “What time does his flight leave today?”

  “I think one this afternoon,” I say. “He was supposed to get to Middleton at around three or four.”

  “Just fyi, I think it’s kind of corny that you guys are stopping to visit him,” she says. “I mean, he’ll have been at college for one day. Could you be any more desperate?”

  “I’m not going just to see him,” I say. “Jordan is going to see his brother, and Lloyd just happened to find out about it, and decided it would be cool to meet up.” Jordan’s brother, Adam, is going to be a senior at the University of Middleton, and he stayed in North Carolina this summer to do an internship. When Lloyd found out we were stopping on our way to Boston, he thought it would be cool if we could get together so I’d have a chance to see where he was going to school.

  “But he invited you before you guys hooked up, right?” Jocelyn asks. “So it was like a friend thing.”

  “Oh, my God,” I say. “Maybe Lloyd realizes hooking up was a huge mistake, and he doesn’t want me to come anymore. Maybe his MySpace comment says something like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe I was so horny that that happened tonight, but I hope you didn’t read anything into it. Maybe it’s not a great idea for you to come visit after all.’”

  “No,” Jocelyn says, her voice low and even, like she’s talking to some kind of mental patient. “Because B. J. told Jordan that Lloyd’s comment made it seem like you guys were a thing.”

  Oh. Right. I take a deep breath.

  “Okay,” Jocelyn says. “It’s loading. Hold on, I’m typing your page in.” The sound of keystrokes comes over the line. “Okay, let’s see…Oh, here it is.”

  “What does it say?” I almost scream. The old woman two people ahead of me in line turns around and gives me a dirty look.

  “Don’t freak out,” she says, which is never good, because if someone has to preface what they’re saying with “Don’t freak out,” you’re probably going to freak out.

  “Just. Read. It,” I say.

  “Okay.” She clears her throat like she’s about to give an oral presentation. “It says, ‘Hey, beautiful. I had the best time with you tonight—seriously, it was amazing. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow and talk about what this means. Thank goodness for frequent flyer miles, right? Sleep well, Courtney Elizabeth.’”

  For a moment, I can’t speak. Lloyd obviously does think we’re a thing. Which we most certainly aren’t. Which means that tomorrow, I am going to have to tell him we’re not a thing, while trying to make it out to Jordan that we are a thing, since I just told him we were.

  “Court?” Jocelyn’s saying. “Are you there?”

  “Yeah, I’m here,” I say. And then, before I can get into the bathroom, I throw up all over the floor.

  courtney before

  123 Days Before the Trip, 12:23 p.m.

  “No,” Jocelyn says, taking a
sip of her chocolate milk and regarding me over the cafeteria table. “That’s not going to happen.”

  “What isn’t?” I ask, trying to sound innocent. I’ve just finished telling Jocelyn about my night with Jordan, and she’s acting like it’s this huge, bad idea. Which it probably is. But only if I like him. Which I don’t.

  “You are not going to start pining away for Jordan Richman,” she says. “I won’t let it happen.”

  “I’m not pining away for him!” I say. I open up the packet of blue cheese dressing that came with my salad and pour it over the lettuce on my plate. I’m not even really that hungry, but I need something to keep myself busy, so that I don’t betray the way I’m feeling, which is that I may have a crush on Jordan. Which is insane. Because Jocelyn is right. That’s just ridiculous.

  “Good,” Jocelyn says, looking satisfied. She takes another sip of her soda, then reaches over and grabs a cucumber off my salad. She pops it into her mouth. “But it is a little weird that he called you like that.” She frowns. “Although it’s even weirder that he didn’t try anything.”

  “What do you mean?” I ask.

  “Well, it’s just that if a guy calls you late at night like that, usually it means he wants something physical. So for him not to try anything is kind of weird, you know?”

  “Unless he thought he wanted to hook up with me, and then when he sobered up, he found me repulsive and decided not to.”

  “Was he drinking?”

  “Not really.”

  Jocelyn rolls her eyes. “Then that makes no sense. Anyway, why are we still talking about this?”

  “I have no idea.” Because I can’t stop thinking about him, and was a little disappointed when he didn’t call me yesterday. Okay, even I can see that’s pretty ridiculous. I mean, he’s not my boyfriend. He’s not even a guy I’m dating. So to be disappointed that he didn’t call me on Sunday is just stupid. I think I should chalk it up to a random thing, one of those freak occurrences that no one can really explain. Like crop circles. Or that lady who got hit by a foul ball at a Yankees game, and then when she went to get it checked out, it turned out they found a tumor, and if she hadn’t gotten it checked out, she would have died.